Who is Kristopher Michaels?
To be honest, it has taken me almost 45 years to find the answer to that question but I am happy to say, I now know! I am a happily single gay Pagan male who happens to be chubby. I am fun loving, have a wicked sense of humor, I donít smoke, or do drugs (yes that means pot also!) If you u consider chocolate a drug I am very much an addict! I do have a drink once in a while, like at a party or dance. Why if it was not for my insanity I would be very boring...... Well, that and my kinky side. I better shut up about that tho HAHA.
Where I have been:
I have moved all over the USA the last few years, I was born in Merced, CA. But I have lived in WA, MA, MN, OR. I started moving so much after my mother died in 1996 of cancer. I had moved back to California (from WA) to take care of her the last year of her life. After that, I just felt the need to explore all that I could. Since she was the only living family I had left , I could now go out into the world without any obligations to anyone but myself. So I went for it and travailed, learned and grew as a person. A couple of years ago I felt a need to come home to CA. For a year I was living in a God-Awful little town called Chico. I am glad to say I have just moved to a great town called Rancho Cordova, CA. It is really a part of Sacramento, CA but Sacramento is so big now it is breaking off into small towns.
When I was a kid, I was a thin (4.Lbs when born), shy, scared of my own shadow person and I was always sick. I have grown out of most of those things I am happy to say. I was involved in the chubby rights movement for a positive image in society and the gay mainstream for about 8 years before disappearing from sight a few years ago. I learned a lot about people while modeling. I wish I could say it was all good, but I canít. However, it was an adventure and that is something good for the soul, as long as you come out of it alive, and I did! I was on the cover of The Big Ad magazine number 42 and in 3 or 4 layouts for it. I had great fun doing them. I have not done anything like that since 1994 so I am always shocked (but complimented) when someone remembers me from it.
Have I ever been in love?
I have had three men in my life that I can say I have been very much in love with (Dean D, Mike S, Jim M) and they lasted about a year each, give or take a month or lifetime <smile>. I have not been in a LTR for over 8 years. At this point I know myself enough now to know I do not want to ever date again and a LTR is out of the question!!! I am very much OK with that because I am a ďlonerĒ type, set in my ways and happy with my own company. Sex is something I am open to but none of that love shit HAHA.
As I said, I have been in love with three men, however, to be honest I feel only Mike S returned that love. I will admit that Mike was a great guy and I am the one who fucked that relationship up, he did the best he could do. I was taking care of my mom at the time who was dying and the stress made me into a monster. Other then Mike S I have been a real nut case magnet and now I am the nut case, so there ya go!
I have a few but close friends who I will talk about in things to come. I care for them all, dearly. I have to say I donít trust people easily. There have been rumors out there in the world that I am a jerk to people; well I can honestly say I am very much a jerk.... if that means not letting people hurt, walk all over and abuse me, makes me a Jerk, so be it!. Just consider the source when hearing such things is all I ask. I am by far NOT perfect, but I do hold myself accountable. I also want the people in my life to do the same, if they canít (or wonít) then they can hit the road!!! I have lost some good friend over the years (we all have) It is like the words to the group Garbage go ďDied, left or forgot to stayĒ People come and go in one's life, it is normal.
I have a Cat named Pywackett. He is my best friend!!! There have been times I donít know if I would have made it without him around. I got him when he was only six weeks old, eight years ago this coming November.
As I said, I am 45 years old. (GODDESS I am old!) I was born on July 7th 1963. My hair is Brown with Gray (for now anyway) My eyes are brown. I am 5 foot 7" tall and I go back and forth from 380 to 400 Lbs. I want to get down to 320 Lbs again as I feel best at that size. I have some disabilities that are not noticeable looking at me, but they are there nonetheless, if you have a problem with that, I understand completely! Oh, and donít let the cyber door hit you in the ass on your way out!
My Interests include, but are not limited to, bowling, volleyball, some other outdoor things, playing board/role playing/card games, people watching, dining out, cooking, long walks, shopping, meeting friends for coffee, computers, going to the beach for the day and/or just doing whatever with friends on the spur of the moment. You know, like going to Jack-in-the-box at three AM then coming home and watching horror movies for the rest of the night..
I love scary movies! Horror, both good and bad, is the best in my book, but I am open to most themes. The Haunting (original) and What Lies Beneath are my all time favorite horror movies.
I love, Medium, Desperate Housewives, Robot Chicken, Flipping Out, My Life on The D List, Drawn Together and most shows from Britain. I will forever be a huge Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Tru Calling, and Dark Shadows fan!
Iím into Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, Kate Bush, The Feeling, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Moby, Garbage, Milk Inc., Sylver, Berlin, Evanescence, Robbie Williams, Pink, Rob Zombie, The Motels, Martha Davis, GoldFrapp, Blue October, Muse, 30 Seconds to Mars, Lasgo and much more. I listen to most kinds of music (except country and rap).
I love watching as well as performing in community Theatre. My favorite plays are The Phantom Of The Opera, Into The Woods and Kiss Of The Spider Woman.
Other Stuff I Like:
I am Pagan so I like Pagan gatherings, Renaissance Faires, malls, garage sales and so on, could I be any gay-er?.
Well, there I am in a really big nutshell. I am in NO WAY perfect; however many of the things that I have heard said about me in cyberspace (and elsewhere) over the years are not only untrue but ludicrous to say the least. So if you take a chance (and the time) to get to know me, you may be happily surprised at what you find
If you want to know anything else about me (could there be anything else?) please feel free to E-mail me and ask. Don't worry, I wonít bite... Oh, who am I kidding, hell yes I bite!